Helpful Hint

If you mute the TV, sometimes there are hotties on the "Lifetime" network.

Ditto for The View; Barbara Walters and Starr Jones make us wanna wretch, but Elizabeth Hasselbeck is kinda hot when something vapid isn't coming out of her mouth. Really, she's the only reason to watch The Look For Less on the E! network. Well, her and those two twins who run around the mall with the fashion victim.

Oh, wait, those are dudes. Incredibly effeminate dudes...