When I'm In Charge...

New rule, people — if you don't want to be called an asshole, bitch, dickweed, gaywad, slut, prick, pussy, or cunt, then don't act like an asshole, bitch, dickweed, etc.

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Corollary — if someone's not being an asshole, etc. but you treat them as if they were, that makes you a first-rate douchebag.