Another Case of Me Taking a Fortune Cookie Way Too Literally

I got a fortune cookie today that says: "Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion. Lucky Numbers 12, 18, 19, 33, 36, 38." That's bullshit. Like, for instance, I just farted, and I accomplished that without any passion whatsoever. Or taking a math test, or doing my laundry, or taking calls in this godforsaken security office — complete mechanical perfunctory bullshit. Take that, fortune cookie!