Blackout

I woke up this morning to find my cable modem on the fritz, recussitating itself for a few minutes in between hours of receiving a dead signal. How frustrating...

Always one to look on the bright side, I figured that at least with the modem out of commission, I'd be a lot more productive today. A typical day of mine consists of three or four hours sitting in front of the computer, masturbating to online porn. No internet means I control my sex drive for those four hours and reclaim them for, say, working on my play or writing computer programs, spending a Saturday expanding my mind. So what do I do on my Saturday off? I spend three hours in the afternoon sleeping, followed by watching VH1's "Top 25 Cheesetastic TV Celebrities."

Thank God the internet's up and running again, so I can get back to blogging.