Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Did you all see Barbara Boxer take on Condi in the confirmation hearings yesterday? Condi was all like, "Oh, no you didn't be impugning my integrity," and then Barbara Boxer was, "I'm Barbara Boxer, bitch. I do what I want," and Condi was all, "Well, I been sleepin wit yo man, ho!" It was pretty much the most entertaining three minutes of television since the stopped showing white trash fighting on the Jerry Springer show.

By the way, if you missed the sparks, you can catch them again on Senate Confirmation: Too Hot For TV, which includes the part where Dr. Rice lifts up her blouse and says, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, he wants these! You gonna take me, girl?"

I also just noticed that Condi has a freakishly enormous head. Literally, too.