Monday, January 3, 2005

I was watching Love Is In The Heir on the E! network, when "Princess" Ann Claire (and by the way, what the hell is she the princess of???) revealed this personal tidbit to a potential suitor: "I grew up in a palace and I had servants to do everything for me. I didn't even know how to pour a glass of milk until I was fifteen." Okay, how freaking stupid are you if you're fourteen years old and you don't quite understand gravity? I wonder if I'll ever stop being shocked when some TV diva reveals how retarded she is. First, we had Jessica Simpson, and I thought no one could possibly be that dumb. Then, there was The Simple Life, and I was pretty damn sure we'd reached the limits of human stupidity outside of the White House. And now this...

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." — Albert Einstein