You can get the worst, most watery, tasteless, astringent coffee in the world at the Soy Luck Club at the corner of Greenwich Avenue and Jane Street. I guess that's kind of what you expect from one of those organic vegan places with "soy" in the name. So why am I sitting at the counter recommending the place? They have fake grass around the windows, and free wi-fi access! Beat that, Starbucks!

Don't get the wrong idea; we like Starbucks too. But seriously, Starbucks, beat that.