Women!

It appears that wife-murderer Scott Peterson has received not one, but two, marraige proposals on his first day on death row. I, meanwhile, have received zero marraige proposals, despite — or, and holy shit, this is depressing, because of — the fact that I haven't murdered anyone. I don't even have a girlfriend.

How seriously desperate are these women? They couldn't find, say, a nice car thief or extortionist to propose to?

Maybe these women are proposing to him ironically. We can only hope.