Sunday, October 9, 2005

I like the warning on the back of Johnson's Head-To-Toe Baby Wash.

safety tip: Keep out of reach of children.
I should call up their product helpline and hassle them about this: "So I gotta wash the kid with this shit, but I can't get it near him. How exactly am I supposed to work this out?... Oh, no, I don't actually have children. Children suck."