Sunday, January 1, 2006

Same Old, Same Old

The earth completed its orbit around the sun. Again, for like the four billionth time. Stop getting so freaking excited about it. You don't need to stand out in the cold and snow, with a million crazy people in Times Square, sacrificing confetti to the calendar gods to make the new year happen. It's not like this is gonna be the year that God suddenly makes time go backwards or stops the earth in its orbit for an extra second or anything.

Okay, technically this is the year that God held the earth still for an extra second, but it's not like any of you were toasting to that.

I haven't made any resolutions this year, because frankly, this is gonna be the Year of Jay for once and I'm gonna demand that the world change to accomodate me instead of the other way around. I'm sure that'll work out just perfect.