In light of New York City's dropping violent crime rate, our right-wing yellow journalists are looking for something else to scare middle-class white people into buying the tabloids and voting Republican. So here's the New York Post fearmongering headline of the week: ATTACK ROOSTER ON LOOSE IN CITY. The details are sketchy, but it looks like a rooster has taken up residence in a Harlem park, and it's been seen fighting with a dog. Ooooh, scary.

So Harlem: gangs, drugs, killer rooster.