Love it here in Italy, but I'm scared to sleep in the same room with this thing:

It's wrong in so, so many ways. You just don't make this solid wood sculpture of a baby and dress it up like it's about to go on the Mayflower. And then you don't make that baby's eyes follow you as you move the thing across the room... and blink when you put it down. The little creep is probably going to try and strangle me during the night.