This ad's been popping up all over the train I take into the city every day, and I'm kind of perplexed:

Because it's ostensibly about prescription drug abuse — the best kind of drug abuse — but really it seems more anti-Grandma than anything else. Grandma kind of needs those drugs to, you know, stay alive, so I'm not really clear on how the Partnership for a Drug-Free New Jersey wants me to handle the situation. Honestly, I never even thought of stealing Grandma's prescription drugs until the anti-drug people mentioned it.