Found the following in the New York Times Job market:

STATISTICIAN

 

Full time position for statistician, or social scientist with superior methodological & statistical skills, supporting a joint JBFCS/Mt. Sinai School of Medicine program of research & treatment on traumatized young children. The candidate will: design databases, participate in designing analytic strategies, conduct analyses & prepare draft results reports. Participation in designing research studies, preparing funding proposals & preparation of papers for publication included. Contact: Robert Abramovitz, M.D., Jewish Board of Family and Children's Services, Center for Trauma Program Innovation, 120 West 57th Street-9th Fl, New York, NY, 10019. Fax: (212) 307-7896

 

JBFCS

Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V

Only opening for a statistician in the entire newspaper. And I thought my job prospects sucked...