The Associated Press reports that a lawsuit against Eminem got thrown out of a Michigan court. The details don't matter here, all that's important is the Macomb County judge issuing the ruling did so in rap. And so you can an idea of the rap's quality, here's a picture of the judge:

Selected excerpts from the rap:

Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he's seeking compensation in the form of cash.
Bailey thinks he's entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain.
...
The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact
They're an exaggeration of a childish act.
Any reasonable person could clearly see
That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.
...
It is therefore this Court's ultimate position
that Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

Biyatches.