A member on this soft-core porn bulletin board recently posted that he's in the hospital being treated for cancer, along with fifty or so great links to fetish sites. Which strikes me as rather soulless: Even if the tumor is benign, when you're in the hospital, you're supposed to be praying and contemplating your mortality and resolving to live for the moment from now on instead of spending your time in front of the computer whacking off.

I guess it's still better than whiling away your days playing with the reclining bed and making spurious requests for more water just so a hot nurse will come visit you.