The FCC Has Clearly Gotten To Howard Stern

Heard on Howard Stern tonight, ostensibly to a half-naked woman: Why are you wearing that shirt? We can't see the finest ass in the state. Um, Howard, you are aware that you broadcast over the radio, right? Technically, we wouldn't be able to see the finest ass in the state either way. I mean, I want to see the finest ass in the state, but it's just not gonna happen until they invent a device that broadcasts images in addition to sound. Howard should get to work on that.