I'd love to read this week's West Palm Beach police blotter because recording artist and PBS darling Yanni got his crazy New Age self arrested for domestic battery. We all saw this coming sooner or later, right? All you have to do is pay attention to the lyrics from Reflections Into the Imagination off his Midnight Dreams album:

"That bitch be mouthin' off and I smack her face, / throw her on the bed and tap that ass. / Stupid tramp's gotta get the first aid just in case / while I play my synths in the middle of the grass."

God, how do those idiot rappers do it? Is my rhyming dictionary missing like a hundred words?

Anyway, it looks like now that Yanni's thugging, I'm gonna need to take a second look at that Reflections of Passion CD.