Found the following help wanted ad on Monster.com:

Company Confidential

PRIVATE WEALTH MANAGEMENT - ANAL/ASS
Full Time Experienced

It's job #1849663, in case you think I'm making this up. I have a feeling that Monster.com has some automated process that handles all their classified postings, so it's not their fault that I'm snickering right now, but how out of touch and lazy do you have to be to spend actual money posting this ad? (And by the way, I don't think it's a joke because the listed contact has a Goldman-Sachs e-mail address.)