I Am Smart

I dug up an IQ test that I took fifteen years ago to get into some smarty-pants private school, and reading it now, I'm pretty sure I cheated somehow. I conned the psychologist into thinking that I had "an easy self-confidence that is pleasing rather than arrogant" and that I'm particularly attuned to the nuances of interpersonal relationships. I also had an IQ of 144 back then, so now I'm wondering what the hell happened to me?! Maybe I ought to move away from the power lines.