Another Political Post

Gee, thanks a lot Mr. President and you 59 million-plus morons: now Mom's bummed out. She's listening to Air America and watching C-SPAN all the time; the day after the election, she and Dad went to see Shall We Dance, because they needed some lighthearted fare. Just what the Republicans wanted: a trend towards mediocrity.

So, I have to say that I believe that, once again, the Republicans stole the election thanks to the miracle of voter fraud. Of course, no one's gonna investigate — not the Democrats because they're wusses, and not the Republicans because they're evil, not the media because they're lazy — and democracy is screwed. Somehow the bastards managed to co-opt the word "patriot" while they simultaneously subvert the very democracy this nation is built upon. Not to mention the Bill of Rights, free speech, freedom of religion... subverting pretty much everything American except for Halliburton.

Still three more days to challenge the vote count in Florida and Ohio!