I'm becoming a bit of a political animal, ever since Kerry was defeated by a man with the IQ of a donut. Ever since the Supreme Court stole the election for Bush four years ago, I've been pissed at the government, but I never did anything about it besides curse at the network news whenever a Republican talking head was on. But now I'm writing semi-coherent letters to my elected representatives, complaining about the insane, extremist Bush agenda and simultaneously telling them how I doubt they're man enough to do anything about it.

First, a few days after he had the election bullied away from him, I wrote to John Kerry calling him names and urging him to do everything I could possibly think of to curb Bush's "political capital" spending, starting with launching some investigations regarding voter fraud and illegal campaign spending. I got a response from the Kerry campaign that began: "Dear Mr. Harris, Thank you for writing to John Kerry. John Kerry and John Edwards appreciate all the support they've received over these past months...."

You know, I don't even think John Kerry read my letter.

Which sort of makes me wonder what's the point of writing to my elected representatives if they're not going to read their mail?

So today I wrote to my senators — my Democratic senators — regarding Bush minion and new CIA chief Porter Goss, who sent a memo to his employees warning them to make sure their reports support the administration of evil. The New York Times, which I can no longer read because every damn thing the Dubyas do pisses me off till I can't see straight, reports that the memo read, in part, "As agency employees, we do not identify with, support or champion opposition to the administration or its policies." So, while Al-Qaeda is busy trying to kill us, this jerk is playing politics.

Boy, who didn't see that one coming?

The Democrats in the Senate who confirmed him, that's who. Morons.