Friday, October 20, 2006

It's old news now, but I've been busy: the leaked video of the Eurodisney character orgy, with Goofy grinding Minnie Mouse and a three-way between Chip, Dale, and Cinderella. The Disney corporation, which brought you family-friendly entertainment like The Hot Chick and the Scary Movie franchise, has gone apeshit and promised a full investigation. I only have two things to say. First, it's called Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, so what did you expect? It's not like there's an attraction called Abstinence Mountain. And second, I sort of want to go to Eurodisney now.


Christopher Trottier said...

That is hilarious for so many different reasons.